10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer