10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water