10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for loners.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm