10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.