10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon