10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--