10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha