10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.