10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..