10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth