10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.