10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.