10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger