10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.