10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.