10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear