10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz