10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek