10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.