10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986