10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?