10 Random Poker Quotes

Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Never educate a stupid poker player.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.