10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Welcome to kicker school
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz