10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "No river, no fish."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.