10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."