10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school