10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?