10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson