10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "No river, no fish."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.