10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.