10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare