10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.