10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003