10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.