10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)