10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"