10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again