10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.