10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.