10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers