10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine