10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim