10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• It's Free To Fold...
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.