10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "No river, no fish."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.