10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters