10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003