10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- It's Free To Fold...
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'