10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare