10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "No river, no fish."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)