10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"